kt00na said:
Time to get up, dust yourself off, and brood like you’ve never brooded before.
This is boring.
You think you’ll go do something else instead.
Fess said:
Swear vengeance upon him, demand to know his full name, and leave to pursue your life of adventure and being better than stupid sorcerors.
Yeah! You’re not going to take this laying down. Screw those guys! Screw you too, Kurtulmak! You can be awesome without relying on stupid draconic heritage moledung. You will be the best KOBOLD ever!
Everybody knows about Gary Ozymandiakul Azasafax Kuul (which everybody shortens to Gary OAK for short). He’s something of a celebrity in Squabblestone, what with his fancy “being dragonwrought” and “naturally high charisma” and all. He’s also a colossal jerk. Well, not literally colossal, you mean he’s actually even kind of small for a kobold even, but you get it. His jerkitude exceeds his physical stature by several orders of magnitude.
It’s time to go and show him just how awesome Glerk Greenscale, Swordsage Extraordinaire really is.
A good first stop might be to buy some equipment with your starting moneys. (4d4 x 10 = 100 gp).
Screw You, Kurtulmak! 
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Alchemist’s fire. Just
all of the alchemist’s fire.
Also some rope, every good adventurer needs some rope.
10000 candles.
Go to bookstore and purchase Tomb of Battle, learn swordsagery. Then purchase equipment with a +2 insight bonus.
Buy platinum on the Waterdeep Commodities Exchange, I hear it’s going up.