Well. This looks professional and safe. The cheap paint running down the cavern wall is a lovely koboldesque shade of green, for example, and the “NO MUGGIN PLZ” graffiti only apparently involved assault on the “Z”!
The blood is still fresh, too. You realise that you lied to yourself when you said this looks professional and safe. This is why you’re sneaking into the store. This was the best idea. Hurray.
At least their selection is better than you remember. There was a time this entire wall was filled with nothing but bloody shirts and spiked chains.
The shopkeep’s name should definitely be Beef McThudSteak.