Well. This looks professional and safe. The cheap paint running down the cavern wall is a lovely koboldesque shade of green, for example, and the “NO MUGGIN PLZ” graffiti only apparently involved assault on the “Z”!
The blood is still fresh, too. You realise that you lied to yourself when you said this looks professional and safe. This is why you’re sneaking into the store. This was the best idea. Hurray.
At least their selection is better than you remember. There was a time this entire wall was filled with nothing but bloody shirts and spiked chains.
macavitykitsune said:
The shopkeep’s name should definitely be Beef McThudSteak.
…Yes.
Screw You, Kurtulmak! 
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Buy accessories!
Whatever you do, don’t ask about the blood.
Don’t be afraid, Glerk. Just because he could rip you in half without even thinking about it is no reason to be afraid. Just act tough and buy your stuff.
Don’t be afraid, Glerk. He’s there to sell you things, not kill you. Killing customers is very bad for business.
Ask about his armor supplies.
Be afraid, Glerk, be very afraid.
Ask where he keeps the candles. And buy the juicebox on the bottom left.
Inquire about Spiked Chains, be the Shadow Blade.